No, probably not. Sounds like vampires got a lot to get arrested for. What with the sucking blood and all. [He takes a drag, eyes rolling back a little in relief. Christ, he doesn't know how he's going to get through this quest. It was made for people who weren't him, people who are heroic and strong and don't live on a diet of Fritos and nicotine and stout and bourbon.]
That RAP sheet's gotta be something. [He cracks himself up. Any time they had to pull a RAP on someone with more than five years of crimes it was the kind of nightmare only a trained professional could interpret. Immortal decades? They might as well write the whole thing in Mandarin.]
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No, probably not. Sounds like vampires got a lot to get arrested for. What with the sucking blood and all. [He takes a drag, eyes rolling back a little in relief. Christ, he doesn't know how he's going to get through this quest. It was made for people who weren't him, people who are heroic and strong and don't live on a diet of Fritos and nicotine and stout and bourbon.]
That RAP sheet's gotta be something. [He cracks himself up. Any time they had to pull a RAP on someone with more than five years of crimes it was the kind of nightmare only a trained professional could interpret. Immortal decades? They might as well write the whole thing in Mandarin.]