Well, that's great. I always wanted to grow up and be a toy for some jackass to chuck around.

[He wasn't even thinking of it that way - as if he were being yanked around by an entity he could actually feel slighted by - but now he is, and he feels even grumpier about his current troubles. The lack of cigarettes, the hike, the crushing sense of responsibility, the being surrounded by teenagers acting like they know more than him, all these things he seriously didn't ask for.]

We might be the only ones here who are, anyway. Like I said, most of the people here are from different planets or species. We got one chick from Bermuda.