[The weirder part isn't Kon's t-shirt in and of itself, it's that he's so used to burning through his "S" t-shirts as a superhero costume due to battle damage that he buys the exact same design in bulk.]

Nope, totally real. A bunch of us all got dumped into this with only the vaguest idea of what the hell's going on because of those whispering voices in that weird leaf tunnel.

Some of us are used to this kind of thing - getting yanked around magically by either enemies or people too rude to just ask for help with something. But some of the people here have never done this kind of thing before.

[He's hoping what he's saying is making the situation seem more grounded and real. They're all displaced and confused but that means they're at least on the same page.]

I know it's pretty freaky but at least you're not alone? Whatever's going on, we can stick together and try to figure it out.