[Besides, why would he just suddenly know how to use a sword? Unless...
Nope. Not following that train of thought right now. At least, not until he's in a better position to investigate it. It'll just drive him nuts if he overthinks it right now.]
Wait, two miles?
[Do you see these scrawny limbs? The few evenings of doing push-ups and shit with the others recently have not made him suddenly any less noodly. He is not prepared for a hike like that]
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Ah...I'll pass.
[Besides, why would he just suddenly know how to use a sword? Unless...
Nope. Not following that train of thought right now. At least, not until he's in a better position to investigate it. It'll just drive him nuts if he overthinks it right now.]
Wait, two miles?
[Do you see these scrawny limbs? The few evenings of doing push-ups and shit with the others recently have not made him suddenly any less noodly. He is not prepared for a hike like that]