[Why yes, Revan's more offended by the implications of naturally-occurring wheels than the fact a pack of angry aliens are howling for her blood. After all, the latter happens more or less daily and she's not dead yet. Granted, her lightsabers are usually working in those instances where she's avoided death. This isn't the worst tactical situation imaginable...but she's got a fertile imagination and she can come up with some terrible scenarios.
After a quick glance around this new area confirming it's no more well-supplied with weapons merchants than anywhere else they've been, Revan holds out a hand and a fallen tree limb jumps into it. Hardly the most elegant weapon, but it's approximately straight, and thick enough it won't break on the first blow. She raises her voice to cut through the commotion.]
Stay on broken ground if you can find it.
[Wheels. Absurd.
With a sweeping gesture, she calls on the Force and rips some of the climbing vines off the nearest wall, whipping the green mass at the creatures leading the assault to tangle their legs and break the charge.]
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[Why yes, Revan's more offended by the implications of naturally-occurring wheels than the fact a pack of angry aliens are howling for her blood. After all, the latter happens more or less daily and she's not dead yet. Granted, her lightsabers are usually working in those instances where she's avoided death. This isn't the worst tactical situation imaginable...but she's got a fertile imagination and she can come up with some terrible scenarios.
After a quick glance around this new area confirming it's no more well-supplied with weapons merchants than anywhere else they've been, Revan holds out a hand and a fallen tree limb jumps into it. Hardly the most elegant weapon, but it's approximately straight, and thick enough it won't break on the first blow. She raises her voice to cut through the commotion.]
Stay on broken ground if you can find it.
[Wheels. Absurd.
With a sweeping gesture, she calls on the Force and rips some of the climbing vines off the nearest wall, whipping the green mass at the creatures leading the assault to tangle their legs and break the charge.]