Right.

[He has a feeling that when he explains this, it's going to either come out as offensive or incomprehensible.]

Okay, so, we know what Jedi are where I'm from. Except they're all just stories, things from movies and comic books. No one actually is a Jedi. No one ever was.

[Except maybe the ones who go to those weird furry conventions.]

So when I say Jedis aren't real it's because where I'm from you're just stories in movies for kids.