Well, either concussed or drunk, you're still right. Actual introductions now that we're all in the same place and speaking the same language is actually a good idea.

[Hiccup waves with one hand while scratching Toothless's head with the other.]

Some of you have already met me, but hi. I'm Hiccup. More formally, I'm Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Chief of Berk's Hairy Hooligans tribe. This is my friend Toothless, Alpha dragon of Berk.