[Great. He lost his powers, he's stuck in the Tim Burton version of the Wizard of Oz, and he's going to get killed (for a second time) by a monkey with a sword.]
[Kon keeps both hands up and lets out a groan of frustration.]
Listen, monkey lady, I don't know how I got here either, okay? I was at home playing manhole cover frisbee with my flying dog, I got tossed into a hostage situation with some gremlins, there was some kind of tree tunnel and an Enya chorus whispering in my ears about something something save the Green something, and now I'm here.
[He narrows his eyes.]
...With someone who's officially becoming my least favorite talking ape, and given how many of them I know or know of that's the bottom of a surprisingly long list.
Either leave me be or let me help you. [A pause.] If you let me help you, I have better sight and hearing than most humans.
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[Kon keeps both hands up and lets out a groan of frustration.]
Listen, monkey lady, I don't know how I got here either, okay? I was at home playing manhole cover frisbee with my flying dog, I got tossed into a hostage situation with some gremlins, there was some kind of tree tunnel and an Enya chorus whispering in my ears about something something save the Green something, and now I'm here.
[He narrows his eyes.]
...With someone who's officially becoming my least favorite talking ape, and given how many of them I know or know of that's the bottom of a surprisingly long list.
Either leave me be or let me help you. [A pause.] If you let me help you, I have better sight and hearing than most humans.