I mean, I don't know him personally, on account of him being fictional.
[Dixon's got absolutely nothing on what Kon's telling him, and at some point all the weirdness stops being words to him anymore and starts being some kind of fantastical salad. But right when he's about to try and offer an anecdote, any anecdote, anything weird that has ever happened to him (dispatched to get a pitbull out of a pine tree, maybe), the teleportation function glitches again, and he vanishes.]
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[Dixon's got absolutely nothing on what Kon's telling him, and at some point all the weirdness stops being words to him anymore and starts being some kind of fantastical salad. But right when he's about to try and offer an anecdote, any anecdote, anything weird that has ever happened to him (dispatched to get a pitbull out of a pine tree, maybe), the teleportation function glitches again, and he vanishes.]