[ There’s a very long pause as Robbie runs down the massive list of superhero teams he has largely committed to memory, with the aid of a rewritten Animaniacs song for the 50 State Initiative teams. Eventually, he has to admit it. ]
There’s no Legion on my Earth. You’re way too advanced for the Roman legions, and I think 'I am Legion' got banished into a pig, so unless you’ve got a tail under -
[ There’s a huff of pain when the ‘alien’ starts working his hand. On the off chance that this is real, Robbie tries to tough it out and pretend the sound was exasperation. ]
Why can’t my brain come up with a cool alien? If this is how I go out, I want fifty feet high sentient silicon-based flowers with antimatter guns. I don’t want doctors from Colu.
[ But he obeys immediately and keeps the pack in place. ]
Your planet sounds like a sneeze. So which empire is that in? Kree? Skrull? No, not Skrull. I think they blew it all up or something. Oh, what about the ones with the feathers, hang out with the X-dudes? Shi'ar.
Not that I don’t appreciate the help, but are you going to get cranky if you find out I’m a superhuman, not a mutant? Hypothetically speaking. I’m asking for a friend. I'm booked up on cranky aliens, but I have space for a benevolent skygod. The old one wasn't interested in first aid.
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[ There’s a very long pause as Robbie runs down the massive list of superhero teams he has largely committed to memory, with the aid of a rewritten Animaniacs song for the 50 State Initiative teams. Eventually, he has to admit it. ]
There’s no Legion on my Earth. You’re way too advanced for the Roman legions, and I think 'I am Legion' got banished into a pig, so unless you’ve got a tail under -
[ There’s a huff of pain when the ‘alien’ starts working his hand. On the off chance that this is real, Robbie tries to tough it out and pretend the sound was exasperation. ]
Why can’t my brain come up with a cool alien? If this is how I go out, I want fifty feet high sentient silicon-based flowers with antimatter guns. I don’t want doctors from Colu.
[ But he obeys immediately and keeps the pack in place. ]
Your planet sounds like a sneeze. So which empire is that in? Kree? Skrull? No, not Skrull. I think they blew it all up or something. Oh, what about the ones with the feathers, hang out with the X-dudes? Shi'ar.
Not that I don’t appreciate the help, but are you going to get cranky if you find out I’m a superhuman, not a mutant? Hypothetically speaking. I’m asking for a friend. I'm booked up on cranky aliens, but I have space for a benevolent skygod. The old one wasn't interested in first aid.