For the last time, I was trying to keep you from hurting yourself. [Which, to him, means it’s outright unfair to even bring it up again. He doesn’t have any shame about his stupid decision to try and grab her, but getting tossed like a pancake was a bit of a blow to the old ego.]

Yeah, well, perps can turn on you like a dime, and this isn’t exactly a predictable situation, alright?