[Dixon makes a noise out his nose that conveys exactly how fitting he thinks Saber's name is. That's a stupid name, right? If women are going to be named after any sort of object it should be, like, plants and flowers and stuff.]

Don't that belong is a museum or something? Excalibur? I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be toting it around like a lunchbox or a-a- a whatever.

[But for a moment she's looking at him like he's an idiot, so he tries to turn his brain up to its maximum capacity and provide some kind of decent answer to her original question. From what he knows about where he was (leaving Missouri) and what they're looking at (Wizard of Oz kitsch) he's pretty sure he's halfway to an answer for this chick who's looking not nearly shaken and helpless enough for his comfort.]

I'm not magic, obviously. I'm pretty sure we're just in Kansas.

[Nailed it.]