[ He has to blink at the continued brightness, or maybe it's at the word choice. ]

Conspicuous?

[ It's not a word he would use for a road, unless it was the Vegas Strip. ]

I guess it is going to be bright, but anything would stand out against emerald green. I don't think the road can be any more conspicuous than me.

[ When he gets home, he is burning these pajama pants. All of his pajamas will be black or grey or a very dark green. No red, no yellow, and definitely no white lettering on his behind. ]