Why would I tell you the name of a song that’s the bane of my adolescent existence? If “Dixon” featured prominently in a really dumb song, would you hand that information out for free?
[ The answer is no, obviously. This routine is courtesy long ago introductions of “Alvin” being called out as lies because no Alvin would admit to that name. He’s tried to make it authentic, including acting like it’s more important than Superboy. ]
Wow, did you really meet Superboy, or are you just yanking my chain? What’s he like?
[ You know, is he crazy, homicidal, and obsessed with his old girlfriend? Or is he a nice guy with surprising esteem issues and a smart mouth? Details are important. ]
I don’t think he’s around anymore, but I saw a picture of him in the Daily Planet years. I couldn’t have been more than thirteen or fourteen.
[ That would be 3 or 4 years ago. ]
And... yeah. I figured it was a dream, but... not if you heard the same thing. Save the wild, protect the Green.
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Why would I tell you the name of a song that’s the bane of my adolescent existence? If “Dixon” featured prominently in a really dumb song, would you hand that information out for free?
[ The answer is no, obviously. This routine is courtesy long ago introductions of “Alvin” being called out as lies because no Alvin would admit to that name. He’s tried to make it authentic, including acting like it’s more important than Superboy. ]
Wow, did you really meet Superboy, or are you just yanking my chain? What’s he like?
[ You know, is he crazy, homicidal, and obsessed with his old girlfriend? Or is he a nice guy with surprising esteem issues and a smart mouth? Details are important. ]
I don’t think he’s around anymore, but I saw a picture of him in the Daily Planet years. I couldn’t have been more than thirteen or fourteen.
[ That would be 3 or 4 years ago. ]
And... yeah. I figured it was a dream, but... not if you heard the same thing. Save the wild, protect the Green.