[ Robbie grins like he’s been caught with his hand in the cookie jar and is completely unashamed of it. ]
Nah, you wouldn’t have. Those are actual powers, but I think they’re pretty rare. I’m fifty percent bullshit at any given time – but there’s no reason to BS abilities when the truth violates every law of physics.
[ While he’s still got a jokey, friendly tone, Robbie dials down on the nonsense. He can appreciate someone who gives as good as he gets, and so Padfoot earns a reprieve on Robbie’s best British accent. He'll save that for later. ]
Disappearing – you mean how everyone keeps bamfing out of existence and finding themselves somewhere else? That’s teleportation. We keep getting teleported around this… mess.
[ He sweeps an arm around at the buildings. ]
And they’re cookies. Biscuits are hot rolls you drown in gravy.
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Nah, you wouldn’t have. Those are actual powers, but I think they’re pretty rare. I’m fifty percent bullshit at any given time – but there’s no reason to BS abilities when the truth violates every law of physics.
[ While he’s still got a jokey, friendly tone, Robbie dials down on the nonsense. He can appreciate someone who gives as good as he gets, and so Padfoot earns a reprieve on Robbie’s best British accent. He'll save that for later. ]
Disappearing – you mean how everyone keeps bamfing out of existence and finding themselves somewhere else? That’s teleportation. We keep getting teleported around this… mess.
[ He sweeps an arm around at the buildings. ]
And they’re cookies. Biscuits are hot rolls you drown in gravy.