[Eugene is unhelpful again, because his job is not really diplomacy. Despite being a smooth talker, he's a little too goofy to make that work for him. So his job is teaming up with Rapunzel in adventuring so they both get out with their skins intact, and then just kind of looking aggressively handsome for her enjoyment.]
[Oh, and also being her best friend. That one's important.]
go ahead and tag after this
[Oh, and also being her best friend. That one's important.]
Yeah, the whole thing's pretty freaky.
[That's it. That's all he has to offer.]