Just tell me this. Do they need you looking after them? Did they ask you to do that? Because it sounds like you don't call the shots. You don't get to decide what's decent.

[This is absolutely a bad thing to have an argument about, but Keith's having it. He might be a certified adult now, but he's been dealing with a rough life his ... entire life. It's the way it is. He'll stand up for someone who can handle themselves.]