[Dixon makes a face at Simmons, like he finds that presumption pretty rude and a little hurtful.]

I think I saw one of those on TV and slept through it, otherwise I'd remember a place like this. [He probably wouldn't.] I used to work nights, so.

[Short straw at Ebbing PD was spending the night you wanted to spend getting trashed at the bar giving curfew tickets to teenagers and pulling over drunks at the sole checkpoint in the town.]

You were what, a space knight in shining armor before this?